I love my pants

My pants are baggy. They are the baggiest pants in the pantsosphere. I bag my baggy pants in bags. Not because they are baggy, but so I can carry them with me. Everywhere I go. Then I give them to my friends to try on so they can feel how awesome I am. Then I take them back and punch my friends for wearing my pants and I say "what do you think you are doing wearring my baggy pants? You aren't awesome enough to feel the awesomeness of my bags." Then I say "just kidding, but you aren't that awesome." Then I go home.